freaks
Original: freaks on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
The scene is an empty landscape of rolling hills above a body of water (an ocean), with several speech balloons whose tails trail down into the water, implying the speakers are unseen creatures beneath the surface.
First speaker (offscreen, in the water): OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! YOU PERVERTS! YOU SICK FREAKS!
Second speaker (offscreen, in the water): WE ARE THE FUTURE.
Second speaker (continued): OUR KIND WILL CONTROL THE WORLD AND WE WILL DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.
Caption (below panel): Biological fun fact: some creature had to invent internal fertilization.
Votey:
A hand-drawn rock or boulder sits at the bottom of the panel. A speech balloon comes from off to the left.
Speaker (offscreen): JUST FIRE YOUR GAMETES INTO THE OCEAN LIKE NORMAL!
The scene is an empty landscape of rolling hills above a body of water (an ocean), with several speech balloons whose tails trail down into the water, implying the speakers are unseen creatures beneath the surface.
First speaker (offscreen, in the water): OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! YOU PERVERTS! YOU SICK FREAKS!
Second speaker (offscreen, in the water): WE ARE THE FUTURE.
Second speaker (continued): OUR KIND WILL CONTROL THE WORLD AND WE WILL DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.
Caption (below panel): Biological fun fact: some creature had to invent internal fertilization.
Votey:
A hand-drawn rock or boulder sits at the bottom of the panel. A speech balloon comes from off to the left.
Speaker (offscreen): JUST FIRE YOUR GAMETES INTO THE OCEAN LIKE NORMAL!
Alt text
A wide landscape of grassy hills above a teal-green ocean, with no characters visible. Three speech balloons rise out of the water, their tails dipping below the surface, so the speakers are unseen creatures underwater. One shouts: "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! YOU PERVERTS! YOU SICK FREAKS!" Another calmly replies: "WE ARE THE FUTURE." and "OUR KIND WILL CONTROL THE WORLD AND WE WILL DO THIS ALL DAY LONG." A caption below reads: "Biological fun fact: some creature had to invent internal fertilization." The joke imagines the evolutionary moment internal fertilization first appeared, framed as scandalous perversion by onlookers while its practitioners declare themselves the dominant future. Votey: a roughly drawn rock sits at the bottom of a sketchy panel, with an off-screen speaker's balloon scolding: "JUST FIRE YOUR GAMETES INTO THE OCEAN LIKE NORMAL!" — the disgusted traditionalist insisting on external spawning.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.