game-2
Original: game-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with reddish hair and glasses (ranting): "Bah! When I was a kid we had to play RPGs where you got something early on, and if you didn't keep it with you, even though you had no idea you needed it, later on you could never complete anything and you just got lost!"
Caption (below panel): Dad gave his standard speech about how modern video games don't prepare kids for real life.
Votey:
Close-up of the same man's face, eyes scrunched, mouth open: "Also video games need to pac more things!"
Man with reddish hair and glasses (ranting): "Bah! When I was a kid we had to play RPGs where you got something early on, and if you didn't keep it with you, even though you had no idea you needed it, later on you could never complete anything and you just got lost!"
Caption (below panel): Dad gave his standard speech about how modern video games don't prepare kids for real life.
Votey:
Close-up of the same man's face, eyes scrunched, mouth open: "Also video games need to pac more things!"
Alt text
A single panel shows a man with reddish, flame-like hair and glasses delivering an angry rant: "Bah! When I was a kid we had to play RPGs where you got something early on, and if you didn't keep it with you, even though you had no idea you needed it, later on you could never complete anything and you just got lost!" A caption below reads: "Dad gave his standard speech about how modern video games don't prepare kids for real life." The joke: an old-gamer complaint about obscure RPG item mechanics is framed as life wisdom. Votey: an extreme close-up of the same man's scrunched-up face mid-shout, adding "Also video games need to pac more things!" — a non-sequitur about wanting games to pad/pack in more content.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.