impulse
Original: impulse on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Devil (red, winged, holding a pitchfork): HEY!
Panel 2:
Devil (close-up): SELL ME YOUR SOUL AND I WILL GRANT YOU FAR BETTER IMPULSE CONTROL!
Panel 3:
Man (blond, close-up, eager): DEAL! DEAL!
Panel 4:
Devil: IT IS DONE.
Man (offscreen): WELL SHIT.
Votey:
The devil (now drawn in a loose black-and-white sketch style), thinking/speaking to himself: THANK GOD FOR MAKING HUMANS SO FALLIBLE!
Devil (red, winged, holding a pitchfork): HEY!
Panel 2:
Devil (close-up): SELL ME YOUR SOUL AND I WILL GRANT YOU FAR BETTER IMPULSE CONTROL!
Panel 3:
Man (blond, close-up, eager): DEAL! DEAL!
Panel 4:
Devil: IT IS DONE.
Man (offscreen): WELL SHIT.
Votey:
The devil (now drawn in a loose black-and-white sketch style), thinking/speaking to himself: THANK GOD FOR MAKING HUMANS SO FALLIBLE!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A red, winged devil holding a pitchfork calls out to a blond man, "Hey!" Panel 2: A close-up of the devil grinning: "Sell me your soul and I will grant you far better impulse control!" Panel 3: A close-up of the eager man instantly blurting, "Deal! Deal!" Panel 4: The devil says, "It is done," and the man, off-panel, mutters, "Well shit" — realizing his lack of impulse control is exactly what made him accept the deal so rashly. Votey (aftercomic): A loose black-and-white sketch of the devil grinning to himself: "Thank God for making humans so fallible!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.