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eat-2

Original: eat-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Old man (in dark suit and sunglasses, holding a cane): NOW IT FALLS TO YOU, SON. NOW IT IS YOUR JOB TO EAT ME IF I DIE.

Caption (below panel): Dad took the loss of his cat poorly.

Votey:
Old man (close-up, sunglasses): I'M JUST GLAD I ATE YOUR MOTHER BEFORE SHE HAD TO SEE THIS DAY.

Alt text

A bald old man wearing dark sunglasses and a black suit, holding a cane, stands outdoors on a pink-and-green landscape. A younger man stands behind him looking concerned. The old man declares to him: "Now it falls to you, son. Now it is YOUR job to eat me if I die." A caption beneath reads: "Dad took the loss of his cat poorly." Votey: a sketchy black-and-white close-up of the old man's face in sunglasses, adding: "I'm just glad I ate your mother before she had to see this day."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.