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genius

Original: genius on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Blonde superheroine (red domino mask, red-and-white costume): "Look, I have to fight villains all day but I remain interested in attracting uncomplicated casual encounters."

Panel 2:
An unseen person (off-panel, replying): "Say no more."
(Scene shows the exterior of a shop with a sign reading "TAILOR" and silhouettes of figures inside.)

Panel 3:
Caption: LATER...
The superheroine, smiling and gesturing at her costume, which now has a low neckline exposing cleavage: "These things are GENIUS."

Votey:
The superheroine (drawn in a loose sketch style), grinning: "God I love multitasking."

Alt text

A three-panel color comic. Panel 1: a blonde superheroine in a red domino mask and red-and-white costume raises a fist and says, "Look, I have to fight villains all day but I remain interested in attracting uncomplicated casual encounters." Panel 2: an off-panel voice replies "Say no more," over a view of a shopfront with a sign reading "TAILOR." Panel 3, captioned "Later...": the heroine, now wearing a redesigned costume with a low cleavage-baring neckline, spreads her arms and grins, "These things are GENIUS." The joke: she had a tailor modify her superhero suit to double as flirtation-friendly attire. Votey aftercomic: a loose black-and-white sketch of the grinning heroine saying, "God I love multitasking."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.