zed
Original: zed on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (with dark hair, to a bald man): Zed, I need you to have sex with me.
Bald man: But you're married.
Panel 2:
Woman: Yes, it will cause a divorce.
Panel 3:
Bald man: But you love your husband.
Woman: And I love math puns MORE.
Panel 4 (caption: LATER, AT A CONFERENCE):
Woman (speaking at a podium): There exists an ex, such that "why" is Zed.
Votey:
MATT PARKER WILL NEVER NEVER MAKE A PUN THIS GOOD.
Woman (with dark hair, to a bald man): Zed, I need you to have sex with me.
Bald man: But you're married.
Panel 2:
Woman: Yes, it will cause a divorce.
Panel 3:
Bald man: But you love your husband.
Woman: And I love math puns MORE.
Panel 4 (caption: LATER, AT A CONFERENCE):
Woman (speaking at a podium): There exists an ex, such that "why" is Zed.
Votey:
MATT PARKER WILL NEVER NEVER MAKE A PUN THIS GOOD.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A woman with dark hair says to a bald, bearded man, "Zed, I need you to have sex with me." He replies, "But you're married." Panel 2: A close-up of the woman's face as she says, "Yes, it will cause a divorce." Panel 3: The bald man says, "But you love your husband," and the woman, grinning, replies, "And I love math puns MORE." Panel 4: Labeled "LATER, AT A CONFERENCE," the woman stands at a podium and announces, "There exists an ex, such that 'why' is Zed." The line is a math pun on the existential-quantifier phrasing "there exists an x such that y = z," where her ex-husband (the man Zed) and the divorce make the statement literally true. Votey: A hand-lettered caption on a blank panel reads, "MATT PARKER WILL NEVER NEVER MAKE A PUN THIS GOOD," with "NEVER NEVER" emphasized.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.