the-son
Original: the-son on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A man in a hat and trenchcoat and a blonde woman in a dress stand inside a dark cave or tomb.
Man: MY GOD. THIS IS IT.
Woman: THIS IS WHERE THE SON OF GOD MET HIS END.
Woman: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
Panel 2: A close-up of a bottle they have apparently discovered. The label reads:
Label: CHRIST THAT'S GOOD BOURBON!
Label: BARREL-AGED IN THE TRUE CROSS
Votey: A caption with no characters reads:
(I SWEAR THIS COMIC WAS NOT WRITTEN AT THE SAME TIME AS YESTERDAY'S. IT'S JUST A RARE WHISKEY-JOKE CONJUNCTION)
Man: MY GOD. THIS IS IT.
Woman: THIS IS WHERE THE SON OF GOD MET HIS END.
Woman: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
Panel 2: A close-up of a bottle they have apparently discovered. The label reads:
Label: CHRIST THAT'S GOOD BOURBON!
Label: BARREL-AGED IN THE TRUE CROSS
Votey: A caption with no characters reads:
(I SWEAR THIS COMIC WAS NOT WRITTEN AT THE SAME TIME AS YESTERDAY'S. IT'S JUST A RARE WHISKEY-JOKE CONJUNCTION)
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a fedora and trenchcoat and a blonde woman in a dress stand in a dark cave or tomb. The man says, "MY GOD. THIS IS IT." The woman says, "THIS IS WHERE THE SON OF GOD MET HIS END. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?" Panel 2: a close-up of a discovered bottle whose label reads "CHRIST THAT'S GOOD BOURBON! BARREL-AGED IN THE TRUE CROSS" — the punchline being that the holy relic is a bottle of bourbon aged in the wood of the True Cross. Votey (aftercomic): a plain caption reading "(I SWEAR THIS COMIC WAS NOT WRITTEN AT THE SAME TIME AS YESTERDAY'S. IT'S JUST A RARE WHISKEY-JOKE CONJUNCTION)".
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.