purity-2
Original: purity-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Interviewer (man in suit): So why do you want to go into quantitative finance?
Candidate (woman with reddish hair): The purity!
Panel 2:
Candidate: Some people want to go into math with practical utility. Others want to go into math with no applications at all. I want to go into a field with anti-utility!
Panel 3:
Candidate: I want to create trading algorithms that make money purely on speed, providing no improvement in resource allocation but still extracting wealth.
Panel 4:
Interviewer: Have you considered going into weapons development?
Candidate: But those weapons could be used for good!
Votey:
Text (off-panel speech bubble): You're hired!
(A large smiling face appears at the bottom right of the otherwise empty panel.)
Interviewer (man in suit): So why do you want to go into quantitative finance?
Candidate (woman with reddish hair): The purity!
Panel 2:
Candidate: Some people want to go into math with practical utility. Others want to go into math with no applications at all. I want to go into a field with anti-utility!
Panel 3:
Candidate: I want to create trading algorithms that make money purely on speed, providing no improvement in resource allocation but still extracting wealth.
Panel 4:
Interviewer: Have you considered going into weapons development?
Candidate: But those weapons could be used for good!
Votey:
Text (off-panel speech bubble): You're hired!
(A large smiling face appears at the bottom right of the otherwise empty panel.)
Alt text
A four-panel comic depicting a job interview. A man in a suit interviews a woman with reddish hair. He asks why she wants to go into quantitative finance, and she enthusiastically answers, "The purity!" She explains that some people go into math with practical utility, others into math with no applications at all, but she wants a field with "anti-utility" — creating trading algorithms that make money purely on speed, providing no improvement in resource allocation but still extracting wealth. The interviewer suggests, "Have you considered going into weapons development?" She objects, "But those weapons could be used for good!" — the joke being that she finds weapons too potentially useful, while quant finance is appealingly useless. In the votey aftercomic, an off-panel voice declares "You're hired!" as a large smiling face appears in the corner of an empty panel.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.