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Original: thoughts on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman with curly hair: "Want I really want in a man is someone who always says what's on his mind."

Panel 2:
Man: "During the time it took to say that sentence, I produced approximately 5,000 spoons."

Panel 3:
Woman: "5000?"

Panel 4:
Woman: "Is this what's on your mind all day?"
Man: "Normally I go by tens."

Votey:
A speech bubble coming from a person's mouth (close-up of a face): "At home I have an automatic scoreboard so I can relax."

Alt text

A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A woman with curly hair tells a man, "What I really want in a man is someone who always says what's on his mind." Panel 2: The man replies, "During the time it took to say that sentence, I produced approximately 5,000 spoons." Panel 3: The woman, taken aback, says "5000?" Panel 4: She asks, "Is this what's on your mind all day?" and he answers, "Normally I go by tens" — revealing his mind is constantly tallying an imaginary spoon count. Votey: A close-up of the man's face with a speech bubble saying, "At home I have an automatic scoreboard so I can relax."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.