date
Original: date on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (blonde, in red): Oh, what, you enjoy my company all day long and you're suddenly going to decide it's no second date because I had a single misstep?
Man (dark hair, named Dave): That's called shallowness, Dave. SHALLOWNESS.
Panel 2:
(Caption banner: MOMENTS AGO...)
Woman (blonde, gesturing with a raised straight arm): I've always hated goodbyes, so HEIL HITLER!
Votey:
A loose line-drawing sketch of an elephant rendered with sparse, scribbly strokes, facing left.
Woman (blonde, in red): Oh, what, you enjoy my company all day long and you're suddenly going to decide it's no second date because I had a single misstep?
Man (dark hair, named Dave): That's called shallowness, Dave. SHALLOWNESS.
Panel 2:
(Caption banner: MOMENTS AGO...)
Woman (blonde, gesturing with a raised straight arm): I've always hated goodbyes, so HEIL HITLER!
Votey:
A loose line-drawing sketch of an elephant rendered with sparse, scribbly strokes, facing left.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A man with dark hair faces a blonde woman in a red top against a blue background. She protests, 'Oh, what, you enjoy my company all day long and you're suddenly going to decide it's no second date because I had a single misstep?' He flatly replies, 'That's called shallowness, Dave. SHALLOWNESS.' Panel 2, labeled 'MOMENTS AGO...': the same woman, eyes closed, throws her arm out in a stiff straight-armed salute and cheerfully says, 'I've always hated goodbyes, so HEIL HITLER!' The joke: her 'single misstep' that tanked the date was an enthusiastic Nazi salute goodbye. Votey: a rough scribbly sketch of an elephant.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.