rapture
Original: rapture on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
(No dialogue. A wide beach scene with people on the sand, ocean, and a partly cloudy sky.)
Panel 2:
(No dialogue. A massive glowing sun/star bursts in the sky above. Several beachgoers, seen from behind, look up at it.)
Panel 3:
A man with red/orange hair (mouth wide open in shock): OH MY GOD! IT'S THE RAPTURE!
(A woman in a pink top stands beside him, also looking up in alarm.)
Panel 4:
(No dialogue. A glowing beam of light descends from the sky to the beach. Within the beam, instead of people ascending, fish are being lifted up into the air.)
Votey:
A man with a calm, droopy expression (in a hand-drawn sketch style): I'M SHOCKED, BUT NOT SURPRISED.
(No dialogue. A wide beach scene with people on the sand, ocean, and a partly cloudy sky.)
Panel 2:
(No dialogue. A massive glowing sun/star bursts in the sky above. Several beachgoers, seen from behind, look up at it.)
Panel 3:
A man with red/orange hair (mouth wide open in shock): OH MY GOD! IT'S THE RAPTURE!
(A woman in a pink top stands beside him, also looking up in alarm.)
Panel 4:
(No dialogue. A glowing beam of light descends from the sky to the beach. Within the beam, instead of people ascending, fish are being lifted up into the air.)
Votey:
A man with a calm, droopy expression (in a hand-drawn sketch style): I'M SHOCKED, BUT NOT SURPRISED.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a wide, peaceful beach with scattered people, ocean, and a cloudy sky. Panel 2: a huge, blinding star/sun bursts open in the sky; several beachgoers, viewed from behind, gaze up at it. Panel 3: a red-haired man screams in horror, 'OH MY GOD! IT'S THE RAPTURE!', while an alarmed woman in pink looks up beside him. Panel 4: a glowing beam of heavenly light shines down onto the beach, but the things being lifted up into the sky are fish, not people. The joke: the Rapture has come for fish, not humans. Votey: a roughly sketched man with a calm, half-lidded expression says, 'I'M SHOCKED, BUT NOT SURPRISED.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.