past-2
Original: past-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man 1 (bald, with a goatee): You ever feel like you were born in the wrong era?
Man 2 (with combed-back hair): All the time, man.
Panel 2:
Man 1: Sometimes women make me think I'm living in a quaint "olde tyme" period of history. They imagine her I get kicked out of Home Depot.
Panel 3:
Man 1: I meant like... fancy outfits and horse and carriage and stuff.
Man 2: Sometimes I go in public to burn a sack of cats but instead of drawing an audience, I get kicked out of Home Depot.
Votey:
Text (a man's outstretched arm and a security guard's hand visible): "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave Home Depot."
The scene shows the back of a person's head as he is being told to leave.
Man 1 (bald, with a goatee): You ever feel like you were born in the wrong era?
Man 2 (with combed-back hair): All the time, man.
Panel 2:
Man 1: Sometimes women make me think I'm living in a quaint "olde tyme" period of history. They imagine her I get kicked out of Home Depot.
Panel 3:
Man 1: I meant like... fancy outfits and horse and carriage and stuff.
Man 2: Sometimes I go in public to burn a sack of cats but instead of drawing an audience, I get kicked out of Home Depot.
Votey:
Text (a man's outstretched arm and a security guard's hand visible): "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave Home Depot."
The scene shows the back of a person's head as he is being told to leave.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Two men chat. The first, bald with a goatee, asks the second (combed hair) if he ever feels born in the wrong era; the second says "all the time, man." The first explains he sometimes feels he lives in an old-timey period, but his examples grow increasingly disturbing: when challenged he clarifies he meant "fancy outfits and horse and carriage," while the second man reveals his idea of being born in the wrong era is going out in public to burn a sack of cats and, instead of drawing a crowd, getting kicked out of Home Depot. Votey panel: a back view of a man with a security guard's hand reaching toward him, captioned "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave Home Depot."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.