chastity-2
Original: chastity-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (brown hair): Before I go, I intend to put this chastity belt on you.
Man (long red hair and beard): What?
Panel 2:
Man: Silly woman. Chastity belt doesn't go on your feet.
Panel 3:
Man: It doesn't... hey, I can't take these off. They won't release!
(The woman is shown walking away through a doorway in the background.)
Panel 4:
The man stands alone, arms spread, looking down in horror at his feet, which are now locked into sandals.
Man: Noooooo!
Votey:
Man (thought/speech, in a dejected pose with head in hand): I'll be irresistible...
Woman (brown hair): Before I go, I intend to put this chastity belt on you.
Man (long red hair and beard): What?
Panel 2:
Man: Silly woman. Chastity belt doesn't go on your feet.
Panel 3:
Man: It doesn't... hey, I can't take these off. They won't release!
(The woman is shown walking away through a doorway in the background.)
Panel 4:
The man stands alone, arms spread, looking down in horror at his feet, which are now locked into sandals.
Man: Noooooo!
Votey:
Man (thought/speech, in a dejected pose with head in hand): I'll be irresistible...
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A brown-haired woman tells a man with long red hair and a beard, "Before I go, I intend to put this chastity belt on you." He replies, "What?" Panel 2: The man, smug, says, "Silly woman. Chastity belt doesn't go on your feet." Panel 3: Looking down, alarmed, he says, "It doesn't... hey, I can't take these off. They won't release!" The woman is seen walking out a door behind him. Panel 4: He stands alone with his arms spread, staring down in horror at his feet, now locked into sandals worn with white socks, yelling "Noooooo!" The joke: instead of a chastity belt, she has fashion-locked him into socks-and-sandals to make him sexually unappealing. Votey (bonus panel): The man slumps with his head in his hand and says glumly, "I'll be irresistible..."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.