internet-2
Original: internet-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A woman speaks to a bearded man as they undress for bed.
Woman: I should warn you... before we go to bed... everything I've learned about sex has been from a video I saw on the internet.
Panel 2: Close-up of the bearded man's face, looking slightly apprehensive.
Man: Ah. Wow. Well, let's give it a try anyway.
Panel 3: Caption: LATER... The two lie together in bed, the man looking satisfied.
Man: That was amazing. Wonderful.
Panel 4: The woman leans in close to the man's face, smiling.
Man: The best I've ever h--
Woman: Please like and subscribe.
Votey: Close-up on the bearded man's chest. A speech bubble (from the woman) reads: The left nipple is like the nipple.
Woman: I should warn you... before we go to bed... everything I've learned about sex has been from a video I saw on the internet.
Panel 2: Close-up of the bearded man's face, looking slightly apprehensive.
Man: Ah. Wow. Well, let's give it a try anyway.
Panel 3: Caption: LATER... The two lie together in bed, the man looking satisfied.
Man: That was amazing. Wonderful.
Panel 4: The woman leans in close to the man's face, smiling.
Man: The best I've ever h--
Woman: Please like and subscribe.
Votey: Close-up on the bearded man's chest. A speech bubble (from the woman) reads: The left nipple is like the nipple.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A nude woman warns a bearded man as they get ready for bed, 'I should warn you... before we go to bed... everything I've learned about sex has been from a video I saw on the internet.' Panel 2: The man, looking a bit nervous, replies, 'Ah. Wow. Well, let's give it a try anyway.' Panel 3: Captioned 'LATER...', the two lie contentedly in bed and the man says, 'That was amazing. Wonderful.' Panel 4: As the man begins, 'The best I've ever h--', the woman leans in smiling and interrupts with the YouTube-style sign-off, 'Please like and subscribe.' The joke: she learned sex from internet videos and delivers the obligatory creator outro. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the man's chest with the woman's voice continuing in narration-video style, 'The left nipple is like the nipple.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.