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interesting-2

Original: interesting-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1: A woman with dark hair (sitting at a table across from a man) asks her date.
Woman: So what are your hobbies?

Panel 2: The man answers earnestly.
Man: I run up to strangers, crying, shout "I forgive you, but I can never forget" and run away.

Panel 3: Close-up of the woman, looking unsettled / unimpressed.

Panel 4: The conversation continues, shown as silhouettes of the two facing each other.
Woman: It said on your profile you like interesting men?
Woman: That was code for educational attainment.
Man (small text): Ahhhhh.

Votey: A hand-drawn sketch of a man's face with flame-like / wild hair, paired with handwritten text above it reading: "I forgive you. But I can never forget."

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic about a bad first date. Panel 1: a dark-haired woman sitting at a table across from a red-haired man asks, "So what are your hobbies?" Panel 2: the man replies matter-of-factly, "I run up to strangers, crying, shout 'I forgive you, but I can never forget' and run away." Panel 3: a close-up of the woman looking unsettled and unimpressed. Panel 4: the two are shown as black silhouettes facing each other; the woman says, "It said on your profile you like interesting men?" then clarifies, "That was code for educational attainment," while the man weakly says, "Ahhhhh." The joke: she wanted a well-educated man, not a literally bizarre one. Votey: a small hand-drawn sketch of a wild-haired man's face under the handwritten line "I forgive you. But I can never forget."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.