human-3
Original: human-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Alien (presenting a captured human to other aliens): WE HAVE CAPTURED A REPRESENTATIVE HUMAN.
Panel 2:
Alien (to the human): TELL US YOUR SECRETS.
Human (a man with flame-like orange hair, hands raised): THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKE! IT WAS ALL A SOUND STAGE!
Another alien: REALLY?!
Panel 3:
Human: THESE CREATURES AREN'T A THREAT! THEY CAN'T EVEN REACH THEIR OWN MOON! CALL OFF THE ANNIHILATION.
Human (continuing): EARTH IS FLAT!
Alien: AND SO ADORABLE!
Votey:
Alien (waving, smiling): THIS'LL BE A FRIEND-MAN, BUT THE OTHERS WILL BE MEAT-MANS.
Alien (presenting a captured human to other aliens): WE HAVE CAPTURED A REPRESENTATIVE HUMAN.
Panel 2:
Alien (to the human): TELL US YOUR SECRETS.
Human (a man with flame-like orange hair, hands raised): THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKE! IT WAS ALL A SOUND STAGE!
Another alien: REALLY?!
Panel 3:
Human: THESE CREATURES AREN'T A THREAT! THEY CAN'T EVEN REACH THEIR OWN MOON! CALL OFF THE ANNIHILATION.
Human (continuing): EARTH IS FLAT!
Alien: AND SO ADORABLE!
Votey:
Alien (waving, smiling): THIS'LL BE A FRIEND-MAN, BUT THE OTHERS WILL BE MEAT-MANS.
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A group of green aliens stand around a captured human man with flame-like orange hair. One alien announces, "WE HAVE CAPTURED A REPRESENTATIVE HUMAN." Panel 2: An alien demands, "TELL US YOUR SECRETS," and the frightened human, hands raised, blurts conspiracy theories: "THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKE! IT WAS ALL A SOUND STAGE!" An alien replies, "REALLY?!" Panel 3: The aliens conclude the human is harmless: "THESE CREATURES AREN'T A THREAT! THEY CAN'T EVEN REACH THEIR OWN MOON! CALL OFF THE ANNIHILATION." The human adds "EARTH IS FLAT!" and an alien coos, "AND SO ADORABLE!" The joke: a human's ignorant conspiracy beliefs accidentally convince invading aliens that humanity is too harmless to bother destroying. Votey: A single panel of a smiling alien waving and saying, "THIS'LL BE A FRIEND-MAN, BUT THE OTHERS WILL BE MEAT-MANS," implying the one human is spared as a pet while the rest become food.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.