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A four-panel comic. A red-haired woman sits at a desktop computer whose tower speaks in jagged, lightning-bolt speech bubbles. Panel 1, the computer: "Uh oh, I'm running slowly for unknown reasons. Better turn me off and on." Panel 2, the woman, skeptical: "Why does that work, though? Why can't you just configure yourself like you would but without me having to wait for a reboot?" Panel 3, the computer: "Look, that's a mystery. Let's not talk about it. Just press my orgasm button and things-" The woman, startled: "Your what?" Panel 4, shown in dramatic silhouette of the woman facing the tower, the computer: "Off and on button. What do you think you heard?" The woman: "This explains so much." Votey: a close-up of the computer tower's front panel with an arrow-labeled slot reading "Touch it."