wild
Original: wild on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man and a woman are lying close together in bed, in a romantic/intimate moment against a dark red background.
Man: "BABY, I COULD DO YOU NONSTOP FOREVER."
Woman: "YOU ABSOLUTE WILD MAN!"
Caption (below panel): The sexiest taboo to violate is the Second Law of Thermodynamics.
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face, drawn in black-and-white sketch style.
Man: "LET'S TRY OUT THIS NEW GEL THAT PRODUCES HEAT FOR ETERNITY."
A man and a woman are lying close together in bed, in a romantic/intimate moment against a dark red background.
Man: "BABY, I COULD DO YOU NONSTOP FOREVER."
Woman: "YOU ABSOLUTE WILD MAN!"
Caption (below panel): The sexiest taboo to violate is the Second Law of Thermodynamics.
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face, drawn in black-and-white sketch style.
Man: "LET'S TRY OUT THIS NEW GEL THAT PRODUCES HEAT FOR ETERNITY."
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Main panel: a man and a woman lie close together in bed against a dark red background, in an intimate moment. The man says, "Baby, I could do you nonstop forever." The woman gushes, "You absolute wild man!" A caption below reads: "The sexiest taboo to violate is the Second Law of Thermodynamics" — the joke being that promising to operate "nonstop forever" describes a perpetual motion machine, which physics forbids. Votey (bonus panel): a black-and-white sketch close-up of a man's face saying, "Let's try out this new gel that produces heat for eternity" — another impossible everlasting-energy come-on.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.