antedilution
Original: antedilution on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Setting: a sky full of clouds. An angel with long flowing blonde hair and white wings, wearing a white robe, floats in the clouds. To the right is a large golden oval shape (an aura/glow representing God), from which speech bubbles emerge.
Angel: HEY GOD, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED HOMEOPATHY?
God (from the golden oval): EH?
Angel: YOU DILUTE SOMETHING IN WATER AND YOU GET *MORE* OF IT.
God (from the golden oval): IS THAT TRUE?!
Caption below panel: Shortly before The Flood.
Votey:
God (from the golden oval): WE'LL LEAVE NOAH OUT OF THE WATER BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A GOODY-GOODY.
Angel: HEY GOD, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED HOMEOPATHY?
God (from the golden oval): EH?
Angel: YOU DILUTE SOMETHING IN WATER AND YOU GET *MORE* OF IT.
God (from the golden oval): IS THAT TRUE?!
Caption below panel: Shortly before The Flood.
Votey:
God (from the golden oval): WE'LL LEAVE NOAH OUT OF THE WATER BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A GOODY-GOODY.
Alt text
A webcomic set in a cloudy sky. A blonde, white-winged angel in a robe talks to God, depicted as a large glowing golden oval that speaks. The angel says, "Hey God, have you heard of this thing called homeopathy?" God replies, "Eh?" The angel continues, "You dilute something in water and you get MORE of it." God answers, "Is that true?!" A caption reads: "Shortly before The Flood." The joke: God, intrigued by the homeopathic idea that diluting something makes more of it, is inspired to flood the world. In the votey (aftercomic), the golden oval of God says, "We'll leave Noah out of the water because he's such a goody-goody."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.