fractions
Original: fractions on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: DID YOU KNOW A LOT OF ADULTS THINK ONE-THIRD IS SMALLER THAN ONE-FOURTH?
Man: WHY?
Woman: PROBABLY BECAUSE FOUR IS BIGGER THAN THREE.
Panel 2:
Man: THAT'S BAD.
Woman: IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY!
Panel 3:
Woman: WE CAN START A TAX SYSTEM WHERE PEOPLE WHO PAY ONE-FOURTH OF INCOME IN TAXES CAN CLICK A BOX TO PAY ONE-THIRD!
Panel 4:
Woman: LET'S DO THIS! LET'S FIGHT TO MAKE A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE ARE INCENTIVIZED TO UNDERSTAND MATHEMATICS!
Panel 5 (caption): MANY SUCCESSES LATER...
Newspaper headline: ALL MATH CLASS CANCELED; TAX REVENUE TO RISE
Newspaper subhead (next to image of a politician with arms spread): Governor predicts 'This many' revenue.
Votey:
A hand-drawn line graph. The vertical axis is labeled "more money" and the horizontal axis is labeled "many more money." A red line trends upward from left to right, ending with an arrow pointing up to the top right.
Woman: DID YOU KNOW A LOT OF ADULTS THINK ONE-THIRD IS SMALLER THAN ONE-FOURTH?
Man: WHY?
Woman: PROBABLY BECAUSE FOUR IS BIGGER THAN THREE.
Panel 2:
Man: THAT'S BAD.
Woman: IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY!
Panel 3:
Woman: WE CAN START A TAX SYSTEM WHERE PEOPLE WHO PAY ONE-FOURTH OF INCOME IN TAXES CAN CLICK A BOX TO PAY ONE-THIRD!
Panel 4:
Woman: LET'S DO THIS! LET'S FIGHT TO MAKE A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE ARE INCENTIVIZED TO UNDERSTAND MATHEMATICS!
Panel 5 (caption): MANY SUCCESSES LATER...
Newspaper headline: ALL MATH CLASS CANCELED; TAX REVENUE TO RISE
Newspaper subhead (next to image of a politician with arms spread): Governor predicts 'This many' revenue.
Votey:
A hand-drawn line graph. The vertical axis is labeled "more money" and the horizontal axis is labeled "many more money." A red line trends upward from left to right, ending with an arrow pointing up to the top right.
Alt text
A five-panel SMBC comic. A woman tells a man that a lot of adults think one-third is smaller than one-fourth, probably because four is bigger than three. The man says that's bad; she says it's an opportunity. She proposes a tax system where people who pay one-fourth of their income can click a box to instead pay one-third, declaring they should fight to make a world where people are incentivized to understand mathematics. A caption reads 'Many successes later...' over a newspaper whose headline reads 'ALL MATH CLASS CANCELED; TAX REVENUE TO RISE,' with a subhead beside a politician spreading his arms: 'Governor predicts "This many" revenue.' The joke: exploiting mathematical illiteracy for tax revenue backfires into killing math education entirely. Votey: a crude hand-drawn line graph with the vertical axis labeled 'more money' and the horizontal axis labeled 'many more money,' a red line rising to an up-arrow in the top right, mocking innumerate metrics.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.