behold-2
Original: behold-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A blonde woman in a red sports bra and shorts strides forward at the center of a stage, flanked by four other women in dark outfits, all walking in formation like a pop music group.
Blonde woman (singing/speaking): "BEHOLD MY EXTREMELY FINE MOTOR CONTROL, HIGHLY SYMMETRIC BODY, AND MY COMMAND OF MANY FERTILE FEMALES!"
Caption below panel: "I'm always skeptical of evolutionary psychology theories until I see pop music videos."
Votey:
(Handwritten text in a box)
"ON THE OTHER HAND, SHOULDN'T THERE BE MORE LOVE SONGS THAT CONTAIN AN EXPLICIT PROMISE OF HIGH QUALITY CALORIES?"
A blonde woman in a red sports bra and shorts strides forward at the center of a stage, flanked by four other women in dark outfits, all walking in formation like a pop music group.
Blonde woman (singing/speaking): "BEHOLD MY EXTREMELY FINE MOTOR CONTROL, HIGHLY SYMMETRIC BODY, AND MY COMMAND OF MANY FERTILE FEMALES!"
Caption below panel: "I'm always skeptical of evolutionary psychology theories until I see pop music videos."
Votey:
(Handwritten text in a box)
"ON THE OTHER HAND, SHOULDN'T THERE BE MORE LOVE SONGS THAT CONTAIN AN EXPLICIT PROMISE OF HIGH QUALITY CALORIES?"
Alt text
A single-panel comic shows a blonde woman in a red sports bra and shorts striding confidently at the front and center of a stage, flanked by four other women in dark, revealing outfits, all walking in formation like a pop girl group in a music video. The blonde woman declares in a speech bubble: "Behold my extremely fine motor control, highly symmetric body, and my command of many fertile females!" The caption beneath reads: "I'm always skeptical of evolutionary psychology theories until I see pop music videos." The joke reframes a glamorous pop performance as a literal evolutionary-psychology mating display. Votey (bonus panel): plain handwritten text reading, "On the other hand, shouldn't there be more love songs that contain an explicit promise of high quality calories?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.