honk
Original: honk on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (intro narration / speech):
Man (auburn-haired, glasses, green shirt): Sally, we need to talk. I need to tell you something. Because I'm so nervous, I'm going to replace half the words by honks from this airhorn, thereby decreasing the emotional difficulty 50%.
Panel 2:
The man holds up a red airhorn, facing Sally (woman with dark hair).
Panel 3:
Man (honking the airhorn, honks shown in big stylized lettering): Somewhere, Sally, we HONNNNK-HONK! out of love but HONK-HONK! will never forget HOOOOONK!!
Panel 4:
Sally: Wait, is this a breakup talk?
Man: I HONK other people. HONK-HONK!
Panel 5:
Man blasts the airhorn at Sally.
Panel 6:
Sally: Is this a breakup talk?!
Man (gesturing earnestly): HONK-HONK remain friends. HONK Playstation is mine HOONK!
Votey:
In a speech bubble: Wanna come over to my place for a farewell HONNNK?
(Shown with a close-up of the man's face below the text.)
Man (auburn-haired, glasses, green shirt): Sally, we need to talk. I need to tell you something. Because I'm so nervous, I'm going to replace half the words by honks from this airhorn, thereby decreasing the emotional difficulty 50%.
Panel 2:
The man holds up a red airhorn, facing Sally (woman with dark hair).
Panel 3:
Man (honking the airhorn, honks shown in big stylized lettering): Somewhere, Sally, we HONNNNK-HONK! out of love but HONK-HONK! will never forget HOOOOONK!!
Panel 4:
Sally: Wait, is this a breakup talk?
Man: I HONK other people. HONK-HONK!
Panel 5:
Man blasts the airhorn at Sally.
Panel 6:
Sally: Is this a breakup talk?!
Man (gesturing earnestly): HONK-HONK remain friends. HONK Playstation is mine HOONK!
Votey:
In a speech bubble: Wanna come over to my place for a farewell HONNNK?
(Shown with a close-up of the man's face below the text.)
Alt text
A man with auburn hair, glasses, and a green shirt sits down with Sally, a woman with dark hair, to break up with her. In the first panel he explains: 'Sally, we need to talk. Because I'm so nervous, I'm going to replace half the words by honks from this airhorn, thereby decreasing the emotional difficulty 50%.' He raises a red airhorn and proceeds to deliver the breakup, blasting it to censor every emotionally hard word, which appear as big stylized 'HONK!' lettering: 'Somewhere, Sally, we HONNNK-HONK out of love but HONK-HONK will never forget HOOOONK!' Sally asks, 'Wait, is this a breakup talk?' He continues, 'I HONK other people. HONK-HONK!' and blasts the horn in her face. She demands, 'Is this a breakup talk?!' He answers earnestly, 'HONK-HONK remain friends. HONK Playstation is mine HOONK!' Votey: a close-up of the man as he asks, 'Wanna come over to my place for a farewell HONNNK?'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.