star-wars-2
Original: star-wars-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A group of rocky, brown stone creatures (Rock Men) on the left, in a speech bubble: ROCK MEN ARE BEST!
A group of jagged, blue ice creatures (Ice Men) on the right, in a speech bubble: ICE MEN ARE BEST!
Panel 2:
The two groups charge at each other, colliding in the middle in a violent burst of red, orange, and yellow energy.
Panel 3:
Caption (separating the panels): LATER
Two small human figures stand on a hill silhouetted against the sky, looking out over a landscape.
First figure: WOW, I WONDER HOW SATURNS RINGS GOT THERE.
Second figure: NOBODY KNOWS.
Votey:
Caption text in a hand-drawn box: (FOR THE RECORD, THE COMBINATION OF MISSILES AND HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT IS GENERALLY CONSIDERED TACTICALLY POOR)
A group of rocky, brown stone creatures (Rock Men) on the left, in a speech bubble: ROCK MEN ARE BEST!
A group of jagged, blue ice creatures (Ice Men) on the right, in a speech bubble: ICE MEN ARE BEST!
Panel 2:
The two groups charge at each other, colliding in the middle in a violent burst of red, orange, and yellow energy.
Panel 3:
Caption (separating the panels): LATER
Two small human figures stand on a hill silhouetted against the sky, looking out over a landscape.
First figure: WOW, I WONDER HOW SATURNS RINGS GOT THERE.
Second figure: NOBODY KNOWS.
Votey:
Caption text in a hand-drawn box: (FOR THE RECORD, THE COMBINATION OF MISSILES AND HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT IS GENERALLY CONSIDERED TACTICALLY POOR)
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A cluster of brown rocky stone creatures on the left shouts "ROCK MEN ARE BEST!" while a cluster of jagged blue ice creatures on the right shouts "ICE MEN ARE BEST!" Panel 2: The two groups charge and collide head-on in a massive explosion of red, orange, and yellow energy. Panel 3, labeled "LATER": Two tiny human silhouettes stand on a hilltop gazing at the sky. One says, "Wow, I wonder how Saturn's rings got there." The other replies, "Nobody knows." The joke implies the destroyed rock and ice creatures became the debris that formed Saturn's rings. Votey (aftercomic): A hand-drawn caption box reads, "(For the record, the combination of missiles and hand-to-hand combat is generally considered tactically poor)."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.