the-humans
Original: the-humans on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (top banner): 30 MILLION YEARS FROM NOW:
Narration box: SCIENTISTS NOW BELIEVE THE HUMANS WERE NOT IN FACT COVERED WITH FEATHERS.
Scene: A featherless human woman stands on the left facing three brightly colored bird-like creatures (one blue, one pink, one orange-yellow) standing on a wooden floor.
Blue bird: Ewwwwwww.
Orange-yellow bird: THEY LOOK SO STUPID!
Votey:
A bird-like creature with one wing raised, talking.
Bird: BLAH BLAH BLAH. I'M A HUMAN. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Narration box: SCIENTISTS NOW BELIEVE THE HUMANS WERE NOT IN FACT COVERED WITH FEATHERS.
Scene: A featherless human woman stands on the left facing three brightly colored bird-like creatures (one blue, one pink, one orange-yellow) standing on a wooden floor.
Blue bird: Ewwwwwww.
Orange-yellow bird: THEY LOOK SO STUPID!
Votey:
A bird-like creature with one wing raised, talking.
Bird: BLAH BLAH BLAH. I'M A HUMAN. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Alt text
A comic captioned "30 million years from now:" with a narration box reading "Scientists now believe the humans were not in fact covered with feathers." On the left, a naked, featherless human woman stands facing three brightly colored bird-like descendant creatures (blue, pink, and orange-yellow) perched on a wooden floor. The blue bird says "Ewwwwwww" and the orange-yellow bird says "They look so stupid!" The joke flips paleontology's feathered-dinosaur revelations onto humans, with future birds disgusted at the idea of featherless ancestors. Votey: a single black-and-white panel showing one of the bird creatures with a wing raised, mockingly imitating a human by saying "Blah blah blah. I'm a human. Blah blah blah blah blah!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.