cat
Original: cat on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A boxy gray robot stands on a stage in front of a microphone, with a red curtain backdrop.
Robot (speech bubble): "WHY IS CAT? CAT CONSUMES HOUSEHOLD FOOD, BUT IS NOT ITSELF FOOD. WHY IS CAT?"
Caption (below comic): Robot standup comedy is way better than human.
Votey:
A robot at a podium/lectern addressing an audience (drawn as a crowd of boxy heads).
Robot: "THE HUMANS KNOW WHAT I AM SPEAKING OF."
A boxy gray robot stands on a stage in front of a microphone, with a red curtain backdrop.
Robot (speech bubble): "WHY IS CAT? CAT CONSUMES HOUSEHOLD FOOD, BUT IS NOT ITSELF FOOD. WHY IS CAT?"
Caption (below comic): Robot standup comedy is way better than human.
Votey:
A robot at a podium/lectern addressing an audience (drawn as a crowd of boxy heads).
Robot: "THE HUMANS KNOW WHAT I AM SPEAKING OF."
Alt text
A boxy gray robot with a single round eye stands on a stage at a microphone in front of a red theater curtain, performing standup comedy. Its speech bubble reads: "WHY IS CAT? CAT CONSUMES HOUSEHOLD FOOD, BUT IS NOT ITSELF FOOD. WHY IS CAT?" The caption below reads: "Robot standup comedy is way better than human." In the votey aftercomic, a robot stands at a lectern before an audience of boxy robot heads, declaring "THE HUMANS KNOW WHAT I AM SPEAKING OF."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.