entangled
Original: entangled on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with red/flame-like hair (speaking): "IT'S AN OBJECT THAT OBEYS QUANTUM MECHANICAL LAWS, AND THE VERY NATURE OF PHYSICS PREVENTS PEOPLE FROM REMOTELY ACCESSING IT!"
Man with red hair (continuing): "PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE SO IMPRESSED WITH US."
Woman with brown hair and large round glasses: (silent, looking unimpressed)
Caption below panel:
I managed to convince the party to use paper ballots.
Votey:
Text (handwritten, inside a box): "I'M ONLY DOING THIS JOKE OUT OF THE SINCERE BELIEF THAT IT'LL NEVER STOP BEING TOPICAL."
Man with red/flame-like hair (speaking): "IT'S AN OBJECT THAT OBEYS QUANTUM MECHANICAL LAWS, AND THE VERY NATURE OF PHYSICS PREVENTS PEOPLE FROM REMOTELY ACCESSING IT!"
Man with red hair (continuing): "PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE SO IMPRESSED WITH US."
Woman with brown hair and large round glasses: (silent, looking unimpressed)
Caption below panel:
I managed to convince the party to use paper ballots.
Votey:
Text (handwritten, inside a box): "I'M ONLY DOING THIS JOKE OUT OF THE SINCERE BELIEF THAT IT'LL NEVER STOP BEING TOPICAL."
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A man with red, flame-like hair gestures enthusiastically toward a woman with brown hair and large round glasses, who stares back with a flat, unimpressed expression. He says: "It's an object that obeys quantum mechanical laws, and the very nature of physics prevents people from remotely accessing it! People are gonna be SO impressed with us." A caption below reveals the punchline: "I managed to convince the party to use paper ballots" -- the grandiose quantum-physics pitch is really just describing a piece of paper. Votey (aftercomic): handwritten text in a box reads, "I'm only doing this joke out of the sincere belief that it'll never stop being topical."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.