adams-temptation
Original: adams-temptation on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Snake (coiled in a tree): ADAMMMMM, EAT THE AAAAPPLE...
[A man with curly brown hair sits below, looking unimpressed.]
Panel 2:
Man: WHY?
Panel 3:
Snake: YOU COULD HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF EVERYTHIIIIING...
Man: WOULD THAT ALLOW ME TO GET MORE SEX AND POWER?
Panel 4:
Snake: MAYBE? BUT YOU WOULD KNOW SOOOO MUUUUUUCH...
Man: I KNOW MOST THINGS ALREADY. I LISTEN TO LOADS OF PODCASTS.
Panel 5:
Snake: DID YOU KNOW TREES ARE A TYPE OF 'PLANT'?
[The man sits, unmoved.]
Panel 6:
Snake (leaning in close, exasperated): EEEEEEEEEVE, EAT THE AAAAAAAAAPLE...
[A woman with long reddish-brown hair sits below.]
Votey:
Woman (in a large speech bubble): DOES THIS FIG LEAF MAKE MY DONG LOOK SMALL?
Snake (coiled in a tree): ADAMMMMM, EAT THE AAAAPPLE...
[A man with curly brown hair sits below, looking unimpressed.]
Panel 2:
Man: WHY?
Panel 3:
Snake: YOU COULD HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF EVERYTHIIIIING...
Man: WOULD THAT ALLOW ME TO GET MORE SEX AND POWER?
Panel 4:
Snake: MAYBE? BUT YOU WOULD KNOW SOOOO MUUUUUUCH...
Man: I KNOW MOST THINGS ALREADY. I LISTEN TO LOADS OF PODCASTS.
Panel 5:
Snake: DID YOU KNOW TREES ARE A TYPE OF 'PLANT'?
[The man sits, unmoved.]
Panel 6:
Snake (leaning in close, exasperated): EEEEEEEEEVE, EAT THE AAAAAAAAAPLE...
[A woman with long reddish-brown hair sits below.]
Votey:
Woman (in a large speech bubble): DOES THIS FIG LEAF MAKE MY DONG LOOK SMALL?
Alt text
A six-panel comic retelling the Garden of Eden temptation. A green snake coiled in a tree tries to tempt a curly-haired naked man (Adam), saying 'ADAMMMMM, EAT THE AAAAPPLE...' Adam flatly asks 'WHY?' The snake offers 'knowledge of everything,' and Adam asks whether that would get him 'more sex and power?' The snake says maybe, but he'd know so much; Adam replies he already knows most things because he 'listens to loads of podcasts.' The snake desperately tries a fact ('Did you know trees are a type of plant?') but Adam is unmoved. Finally the snake gives up on Adam and leans toward a long-haired woman (Eve) instead, pleading 'EEEEEEEEEVE, EAT THE AAAAAAAAAPLE...'
Votey: A single panel showing a person whose face and hair fill the frame, saying in a large speech bubble, 'DOES THIS FIG LEAF MAKE MY DONG LOOK SMALL?'
Votey: A single panel showing a person whose face and hair fill the frame, saying in a large speech bubble, 'DOES THIS FIG LEAF MAKE MY DONG LOOK SMALL?'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.