astronaut
Original: astronaut on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A young girl stands in a hallway with her arms spread wide, talking to two adults seen from behind in the foreground.
Girl: "IT'S JUST THAT'S WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO IN OUTER SPACE AND I WANTED TO BE LIKE SALLY RIDE AND EILEEN COLLINS AND SVETLANA SAVITSKAYA!"
Caption below the panel:
"Life Pro Tip:
If you play your cards right, once per childhood, you can get away with pooping in the vacuum."
Votey:
A close-up of a sleeping or blissful face with a thought bubble.
Thought bubble text: "FEELS LIKE FREEDOM..."
A young girl stands in a hallway with her arms spread wide, talking to two adults seen from behind in the foreground.
Girl: "IT'S JUST THAT'S WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO IN OUTER SPACE AND I WANTED TO BE LIKE SALLY RIDE AND EILEEN COLLINS AND SVETLANA SAVITSKAYA!"
Caption below the panel:
"Life Pro Tip:
If you play your cards right, once per childhood, you can get away with pooping in the vacuum."
Votey:
A close-up of a sleeping or blissful face with a thought bubble.
Thought bubble text: "FEELS LIKE FREEDOM..."
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A young girl in a yellow shirt stands in a hallway with her arms thrown wide, earnestly explaining herself to two adults shown from behind in the foreground. She says: "It's just that's what they have to do in outer space and I wanted to be like Sally Ride and Eileen Collins and Svetlana Savitskaya!" A caption beneath reads: "Life Pro Tip: If you play your cards right, once per childhood, you can get away with pooping in the vacuum." The joke is that the girl invokes famous female astronauts to justify having pooped in a vacuum cleaner. Votey (small bonus panel): a close-up of a blissful, content face with a thought bubble reading "Feels like freedom..."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.