kid-time
Original: kid-time on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Father (a man with curly orange hair and round glasses, smiling happily): AHH, FINALLY. I'M AHEAD ON WORK. I HAVE A DAY OFF. TIME TO HAVE LUNCH WITH JUST ME AND MY DAUGHTER.
Panel 2:
Caption: AND SO...
Father (now seated at a table, looking down): SIT UP. DON'T HIDE UNDER THE TABLE.
(His young daughter, with orange hair, peeks out from under the table.)
Panel 3:
Father: NO, EAT YOUR FOOD BEFORE DESSERT.
(The daughter sits at the table with a plate of food, looking annoyed.)
Panel 4:
Father (close-up, mouth open, exasperated): NNNNO! WHY WOULD YOU LICK THE BOTTOM OF THE CHAIR?!
Panel 5:
Father (looking down, defeated): I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED TO HAPPEN.
Panel 6:
Daughter (lying under/beside the table, mouth wide open): I CAN FIRE PEANUTS OUT OF MY NOSE, BUT I THINK ONE GOT STUCK.
Votey:
(Close-up of a face, mouth open, with a speech bubble.)
Voice: IT'S IN MY SINUSES NOW PLEASE HELP
Father (a man with curly orange hair and round glasses, smiling happily): AHH, FINALLY. I'M AHEAD ON WORK. I HAVE A DAY OFF. TIME TO HAVE LUNCH WITH JUST ME AND MY DAUGHTER.
Panel 2:
Caption: AND SO...
Father (now seated at a table, looking down): SIT UP. DON'T HIDE UNDER THE TABLE.
(His young daughter, with orange hair, peeks out from under the table.)
Panel 3:
Father: NO, EAT YOUR FOOD BEFORE DESSERT.
(The daughter sits at the table with a plate of food, looking annoyed.)
Panel 4:
Father (close-up, mouth open, exasperated): NNNNO! WHY WOULD YOU LICK THE BOTTOM OF THE CHAIR?!
Panel 5:
Father (looking down, defeated): I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED TO HAPPEN.
Panel 6:
Daughter (lying under/beside the table, mouth wide open): I CAN FIRE PEANUTS OUT OF MY NOSE, BUT I THINK ONE GOT STUCK.
Votey:
(Close-up of a face, mouth open, with a speech bubble.)
Voice: IT'S IN MY SINUSES NOW PLEASE HELP
Alt text
A six-panel comic about a father trying to have lunch with his young daughter. Panel 1: a man with curly orange hair and round glasses grins, saying "Ahh, finally. I'm ahead on work. I have a day off. Time to have lunch with just me and my daughter." Panel 2, captioned "And so...": at the table he says "Sit up. Don't hide under the table" while his orange-haired daughter peeks out from beneath it. Panel 3: he says "No, eat your food before dessert" as she sits with a plate, looking annoyed. Panel 4, a close-up of his exasperated face: "Nnnno! Why would you lick the bottom of the chair?!" Panel 5: he stares down, defeated: "I... I don't know what I expected to happen." Panel 6: the daughter, mouth wide open, explains "I can fire peanuts out of my nose, but I think one got stuck." The joke is the chaotic absurdity of parenting a small child. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of an open-mouthed face with a speech bubble reading "It's in my sinuses now please help."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.