destroy
Original: destroy on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An elderly woman with white hair, glasses, and a long pink dress sits on a park bench in a wooded park. Pigeons walk on the ground in front of her.
Woman: GO, MY PRETTIES. KILL! DESTROY!!
Caption (below panel): Finding out that pigeons are invasive pests really added zest to Agnes' afternoons.
Votey:
Close-up on a single pigeon's face, looking grave.
Pigeon (thought/speech): SHE KNOWS. SHE KNOWS OF THE REVOLUTION TO COME.
An elderly woman with white hair, glasses, and a long pink dress sits on a park bench in a wooded park. Pigeons walk on the ground in front of her.
Woman: GO, MY PRETTIES. KILL! DESTROY!!
Caption (below panel): Finding out that pigeons are invasive pests really added zest to Agnes' afternoons.
Votey:
Close-up on a single pigeon's face, looking grave.
Pigeon (thought/speech): SHE KNOWS. SHE KNOWS OF THE REVOLUTION TO COME.
Alt text
Main comic, one panel: An elderly woman with white hair, glasses, and a long pink dress sits on a park bench in a green wooded park, smiling down at pigeons walking on the ground before her. She declares, 'GO, MY PRETTIES. KILL! DESTROY!!' A caption beneath reads: 'Finding out that pigeons are invasive pests really added zest to Agnes' afternoons.' Votey: A black-and-white close-up of a single pigeon's face looking solemn, thinking, 'SHE KNOWS. SHE KNOWS OF THE REVOLUTION TO COME.' The joke: the harmless old lady cheering on the pigeons has unwittingly tapped into the pigeons' own ominous plans for an uprising.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.