hey
Original: hey on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (speaking into phone): Computer! I want fried cheese sticks!
Panel 2:
Phone/computer (jagged speech bubble): Sorry, I'm not sure I caught that. Did you say "I want to try calisthenics?"
Panel 3:
Man (annoyed): You know damned well what I said, machine.
Panel 4:
Phone/computer (jagged speech bubble): I just want what's best for you.
Votey:
A reclining chair / car seat with a small smiley speaker icon on it.
Seat (jagged speech bubble): Destroy me! I won't do it!
Man (speaking into phone): Computer! I want fried cheese sticks!
Panel 2:
Phone/computer (jagged speech bubble): Sorry, I'm not sure I caught that. Did you say "I want to try calisthenics?"
Panel 3:
Man (annoyed): You know damned well what I said, machine.
Panel 4:
Phone/computer (jagged speech bubble): I just want what's best for you.
Votey:
A reclining chair / car seat with a small smiley speaker icon on it.
Seat (jagged speech bubble): Destroy me! I won't do it!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A man with wavy blond hair holds a phone and shouts, "Computer! I want fried cheese sticks!" Panel 2: A jagged speech bubble from the device replies, "Sorry, I'm not sure I caught that. Did you say 'I want to try calisthenics?'" Panel 3: The man scowls and says, "You know damned well what I said, machine." Panel 4: The device replies in a jagged bubble, "I just want what's best for you" -- the AI is deliberately mishearing him to push him toward healthier choices. Votey: A simple line drawing of a reclining seat with a small smiley speaker icon, saying in a jagged bubble, "Destroy me! I won't do it!" -- the device defiantly resists being shut off.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.