wax
Original: wax on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man: What are you doing?
Woman (with reddish hair): Waxing my entire body for you.
Panel 2:
Man: Oooooooooh.
Panel 3 (labeled "Later..."):
The woman now stands triumphantly, her entire body covered in a layer of brown wax, arms spread wide and mouth open.
Woman: Ha ha ha, I am a living wax-woman!
Panel 4:
A second woman with light/blonde hair looks on. The man (now without his shirt) looks uneasy.
Blonde woman: What? Isn't this what boys like?
Panel 5:
Blonde woman: You're supposed to PULL OFF the wax to remove body hair.
Wax-covered woman (pointing, alarmed): What?! Are you crazy?!
Votey:
Caption: WAX-WOMAN ANGRY!
A close-up of the wax-covered woman's face with an angry, furrowed-brow expression.
Man: What are you doing?
Woman (with reddish hair): Waxing my entire body for you.
Panel 2:
Man: Oooooooooh.
Panel 3 (labeled "Later..."):
The woman now stands triumphantly, her entire body covered in a layer of brown wax, arms spread wide and mouth open.
Woman: Ha ha ha, I am a living wax-woman!
Panel 4:
A second woman with light/blonde hair looks on. The man (now without his shirt) looks uneasy.
Blonde woman: What? Isn't this what boys like?
Panel 5:
Blonde woman: You're supposed to PULL OFF the wax to remove body hair.
Wax-covered woman (pointing, alarmed): What?! Are you crazy?!
Votey:
Caption: WAX-WOMAN ANGRY!
A close-up of the wax-covered woman's face with an angry, furrowed-brow expression.
Alt text
A five-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a man asks a red-haired woman, "What are you doing?" She replies, "Waxing my entire body for you." Panel 2: the man, smiling, says "Oooooooooh." Panel 3, labeled "Later...": the woman now stands with arms spread wide, her whole body coated in a hardened layer of brown wax, proclaiming "Ha ha ha, I am a living wax-woman!" Panel 4: a blonde woman and the shirtless man look on uneasily; the blonde asks, "What? Isn't this what boys like?" Panel 5: the blonde explains, "You're supposed to PULL OFF the wax to remove body hair," and the wax-covered woman, pointing in alarm, cries "What?! Are you crazy?!" The joke: she misunderstood waxing and encased herself in wax instead of removing hair. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the wax-woman's face glaring with an angry furrowed brow, captioned "WAX-WOMAN ANGRY!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.