magnitude
Original: magnitude on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with graying hair and glasses stands amid towering flames, gesturing upward and shouting toward the sky.
Man: OH COME ON! GRANT ME THAT I WAS WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE OF BELIEVING IN THE CORRECT NUMBER OF DEITIES!
Caption (below panel): If god is a physicist, all atheists will go to Heaven.
Votey:
A speech bubble (the man speaking off-panel, with a pointing hand gesturing).
Man: LOOK, HEAVEN AND HELL ARE BOTH PARTS OF THE UNIVERSAL WAVEFUNCTION, SO WHO CARES WHERE YOU GO?
A man with graying hair and glasses stands amid towering flames, gesturing upward and shouting toward the sky.
Man: OH COME ON! GRANT ME THAT I WAS WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE OF BELIEVING IN THE CORRECT NUMBER OF DEITIES!
Caption (below panel): If god is a physicist, all atheists will go to Heaven.
Votey:
A speech bubble (the man speaking off-panel, with a pointing hand gesturing).
Man: LOOK, HEAVEN AND HELL ARE BOTH PARTS OF THE UNIVERSAL WAVEFUNCTION, SO WHO CARES WHERE YOU GO?
Alt text
A man with graying hair and glasses stands engulfed in tall orange-and-blue flames (hell), arms raised, shouting up toward a glowing sun-like presence in the sky: "Oh come on! Grant me that I was within an order of magnitude of believing in the correct number of deities!" A caption below reads: "If god is a physicist, all atheists will go to Heaven." Votey aftercomic: a simple line-drawn panel showing the same man gesturing with a pointing hand, saying: "Look, heaven and hell are both parts of the universal wavefunction, so who cares where you go?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.