kudzu
Original: kudzu on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with dark curly hair: "I love the phrase 'dance like nobody's watching.' It implies that decent human beings okay with people dancing and being happy."
Panel 2:
Woman with dark curly hair: "If you were a really nice person, you would eat nachos like nobody's watching."
Woman with lighter hair: "Nothing says 'I no longer hear the world-managed nacho-judge looking liquid cheese off your fingertips."
Panel 3:
Woman with dark curly hair: "Now you just cured me of any hideous tendencies, man. Must be squished with the whip if necessary."
Woman with lighter hair (eyes wide): "Did I ever tell you about the time I ate a whole bowl of whipped cream and had no stensils?"
Votey:
A throw pillow with embroidered text: "Eat nachos like nobody's watching." A single tortilla chip rests on the bed beneath the pillow.
Woman with dark curly hair: "I love the phrase 'dance like nobody's watching.' It implies that decent human beings okay with people dancing and being happy."
Panel 2:
Woman with dark curly hair: "If you were a really nice person, you would eat nachos like nobody's watching."
Woman with lighter hair: "Nothing says 'I no longer hear the world-managed nacho-judge looking liquid cheese off your fingertips."
Panel 3:
Woman with dark curly hair: "Now you just cured me of any hideous tendencies, man. Must be squished with the whip if necessary."
Woman with lighter hair (eyes wide): "Did I ever tell you about the time I ate a whole bowl of whipped cream and had no stensils?"
Votey:
A throw pillow with embroidered text: "Eat nachos like nobody's watching." A single tortilla chip rests on the bed beneath the pillow.
Alt text
A two-person conversation comic. A woman with dark curly hair riffs on the saying 'dance like nobody's watching,' proposing that a truly nice person would instead 'eat nachos like nobody's watching' — a vision of unselfconscious, messy snacking. Her friend with lighter hair plays along, describing licking liquid cheese off her fingertips with no shame, and by the final panel confesses, wide-eyed, to once eating a whole bowl of whipped cream with no utensils. Votey: a decorative blue throw pillow on a bed, embroidered with the slogan 'Eat nachos like nobody's watching,' with a lone tortilla chip lying on the bedsheet below it.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.