salad-2
Original: salad-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A person with long dark hair and glasses, wearing an orange/red shirt and gray pants, stands at a green chalkboard writing dense physics equations and mathematical notation (visible symbols include phi, psi, integrals, square roots, and bracket notation).
Speech bubble (the person at the chalkboard): THUS, WE ARRIVE AT THE CONCLUSION THAT ONE COULD GO TO A PAY-BY-WEIGHT SALAD BAR AND EARN MONEY BY EATING CHEESE, WHICH IS CLEARLY IMPOSSIBLE.
Caption below the panel: Disproving the idea of negative mass was remarkably easy.
Votey:
IF PHYSICS IS THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL SCIENCE, HOW COME PHYSICISTS HAVE TO OBEY ECONOMIC LAW?
A person with long dark hair and glasses, wearing an orange/red shirt and gray pants, stands at a green chalkboard writing dense physics equations and mathematical notation (visible symbols include phi, psi, integrals, square roots, and bracket notation).
Speech bubble (the person at the chalkboard): THUS, WE ARRIVE AT THE CONCLUSION THAT ONE COULD GO TO A PAY-BY-WEIGHT SALAD BAR AND EARN MONEY BY EATING CHEESE, WHICH IS CLEARLY IMPOSSIBLE.
Caption below the panel: Disproving the idea of negative mass was remarkably easy.
Votey:
IF PHYSICS IS THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL SCIENCE, HOW COME PHYSICISTS HAVE TO OBEY ECONOMIC LAW?
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A person with long dark hair and glasses, in an orange shirt and gray pants, stands facing a green chalkboard covered in dense physics equations and symbols (phi, psi, integrals, brackets). Their speech bubble reads: "Thus, we arrive at the conclusion that one could go to a pay-by-weight salad bar and earn money by eating cheese, which is clearly impossible." A caption beneath reads: "Disproving the idea of negative mass was remarkably easy." The joke: a rigorous physics proof against negative mass reduces to the absurd economic consequence of getting paid to eat. Votey (aftercomic): plain hand-lettered text reading "If physics is the most fundamental science, how come physicists have to obey economic law?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.