calling
Original: calling on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with orange hair (thought): I really feel my calling in life is looking at rocks to see if they resemble penises.
Panel 2:
Man with orange hair (thought): Or maybe rocks shaped like fat women with giant breasts.
Panel 3 (caption: LATER...):
Woman with dark hair and glasses: So, why'd you decide to study pre-historic art?
Man with orange hair: I have my reasons.
Votey:
A close-up of the orange-haired man's face, delighted, pointing/exclaiming.
Man: Look! Litho-dongs!
Man with orange hair (thought): I really feel my calling in life is looking at rocks to see if they resemble penises.
Panel 2:
Man with orange hair (thought): Or maybe rocks shaped like fat women with giant breasts.
Panel 3 (caption: LATER...):
Woman with dark hair and glasses: So, why'd you decide to study pre-historic art?
Man with orange hair: I have my reasons.
Votey:
A close-up of the orange-haired man's face, delighted, pointing/exclaiming.
Man: Look! Litho-dongs!
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: An orange-haired man stands thoughtfully, thinking, "I really feel my calling in life is looking at rocks to see if they resemble penises." Panel 2: The same man, eyes closed contentedly, thinks, "Or maybe rocks shaped like fat women with giant breasts." Panel 3, captioned "LATER...": In a cave setting, a dark-haired woman with glasses cheerfully asks him, "So, why'd you decide to study pre-historic art?" He replies flatly, "I have my reasons." The joke is that his stated academic interest in prehistoric art secretly stems from his fixation on suggestively shaped rocks. Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the man's face, eyes wide with childlike excitement, as he exclaims, "Look! Litho-dongs!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.