workout
Original: workout on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Instructor Sheila (a fitness instructor with dark hair tied up in a bun, doing a pushup on a yoga mat, with an intense expression): OKAY! LET'S DO THOSE FUCKING HANDS-IN-THE-MIDDLE PUSHUPS. NOBODY LIKES THEM BUT GOD FORBID YOU HAVE A LITTLE ARM FLAB, SO LET'S BOB UP AND DOWN LIKE A ROOM FULL OF SHITHEADS, AND ONE, TWO, THREE...
Caption: Instructor Sheila inadvertently forgets to silence her internal monologue.
Votey:
A close-up of a person's strained, anxious face.
Speaker: I HATE THESE MORE THAN I HATE MYSELF!
Instructor Sheila (a fitness instructor with dark hair tied up in a bun, doing a pushup on a yoga mat, with an intense expression): OKAY! LET'S DO THOSE FUCKING HANDS-IN-THE-MIDDLE PUSHUPS. NOBODY LIKES THEM BUT GOD FORBID YOU HAVE A LITTLE ARM FLAB, SO LET'S BOB UP AND DOWN LIKE A ROOM FULL OF SHITHEADS, AND ONE, TWO, THREE...
Caption: Instructor Sheila inadvertently forgets to silence her internal monologue.
Votey:
A close-up of a person's strained, anxious face.
Speaker: I HATE THESE MORE THAN I HATE MYSELF!
Alt text
A fitness instructor, identified in the caption as Instructor Sheila, is shown mid-pushup on a yoga mat, her dark hair in a bun and her face set in an intense, gritted-teeth expression. Her speech bubble blurts out hostile inner thoughts she means to keep private: "OKAY! Let's do those fucking hands-in-the-middle pushups. Nobody likes them but GOD FORBID you have a little arm flab, so let's bob up and down like a room full of shitheads, and ONE, TWO, THREE..." The caption reads: "Instructor Sheila inadvertently forgets to silence her internal monologue." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of a strained, anxious face exclaims, "I HATE THESE MORE THAN I HATE MYSELF!" The joke: her contemptuous internal monologue has leaked out into her actual coaching.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.