twins

A single-panel comic. Two identical men in suits with red ties (twins) lean in toward a woman holding a martini, both smiling. The first twin says, "Hey there... can we interest you in a... menage a trois..." and the second adds, "With twins?" The woman, wide-eyed and unenthused, replies, "Sorry, no. From a gene perspective that's just regular sex." The joke: because identical twins share the same genes, a threesome with twins is genetically no different from sex with one partner. The votey (aftercomic) is a black-and-white close-up of the woman's skeptical face as she says, "Talk about a waste of calories!"