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frigid

Original: frigid on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Caption above the comic: Proposal:
Every Disney movie should be remade from the perspective of the proletariat

Panel (single scene): A distraught blond-bearded peasant man (addressed as Hans) clutches at his chest in a snowy winter landscape, an auburn-bearded man standing beside him.

Peasant man: CHRIST IN HEAVEN! A SECOND WINTER IN SPRINGTIME?! THE CROPS, HANS! ALL GONE! MY CHILDREN WILL EAT GRASS! GRASS! WHY?!

Other man: WORD FROM THE FAR NORTH IS THAT TWO PRINCESSES ARE STRUGGLING TO DISCOVER THE MEANING OF SISTERHOOD.

Votey:
A crudely drawn, scowling face with the word "Regicide" written in a speech-bubble-like scrawl above it.

Alt text

A caption above the comic reads: "Proposal: Every Disney movie should be remade from the perspective of the proletariat." The single panel shows two bearded medieval peasants standing in a snowy field under a dark blue sky with falling snow. The blond-bearded man on the left grips his own chest in anguish, mouth open in a shout: "Christ in heaven! A second winter in springtime?! The crops, Hans! All gone! My children will eat grass! Grass! Why?!" The auburn-bearded man beside him replies flatly: "Word from the far north is that two princesses are struggling to discover the meaning of sisterhood" -- a jab at Disney's Frozen, reframing its endless winter as a famine ruining commoners' lives. Votey (aftercomic): a roughly sketched, angry scowling face with the single word "Regicide" scrawled above it.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.