aww-man
Original: aww-man on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman wearing a pink off-the-shoulder dress stands with her back to the viewer. Facing her is a man with reddish hair and a goatee, wearing a tie and dress shirt.
Man: AWWW MANNNNN...
Panel 2:
The woman (a person with dark hair, holding what appears to be a small purse) speaks to the man, who now sits with his hand over his mouth, looking dejected.
Woman: WHAT? WHAT'S THE MATTER? DON'T YOU LIKE-
Man: I THOUGHT YOU'D GOT ME A WATER SLIDE. BUT YEAH, I GUESS WE CAN HAVE SEX. THAT'S FINE.
Panel 3 (labeled "EARLIER..."):
A close-up of the man's face as he looks at his phone. On the phone screen is a text message note.
Text on phone: Baby I am so wet right now
Votey:
A simple black-and-white line drawing of the man's face in profile, looking weary.
Man: When did we get so old?
A woman wearing a pink off-the-shoulder dress stands with her back to the viewer. Facing her is a man with reddish hair and a goatee, wearing a tie and dress shirt.
Man: AWWW MANNNNN...
Panel 2:
The woman (a person with dark hair, holding what appears to be a small purse) speaks to the man, who now sits with his hand over his mouth, looking dejected.
Woman: WHAT? WHAT'S THE MATTER? DON'T YOU LIKE-
Man: I THOUGHT YOU'D GOT ME A WATER SLIDE. BUT YEAH, I GUESS WE CAN HAVE SEX. THAT'S FINE.
Panel 3 (labeled "EARLIER..."):
A close-up of the man's face as he looks at his phone. On the phone screen is a text message note.
Text on phone: Baby I am so wet right now
Votey:
A simple black-and-white line drawing of the man's face in profile, looking weary.
Man: When did we get so old?
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A woman in a pink off-the-shoulder dress stands facing a man with reddish hair and a goatee in a shirt and tie; the man groans, "AWWW MANNNNN..." Panel 2: The woman, looking concerned, asks "WHAT? WHAT'S THE MATTER? DON'T YOU LIKE-" while the man sits dejected with his hand on his face and says, "I THOUGHT YOU'D GOT ME A WATER SLIDE. BUT YEAH, I GUESS WE CAN HAVE SEX. THAT'S FINE." Panel 3, labeled "EARLIER...": a close-up of the man reading a text on his phone that says "Baby I am so wet right now" — revealing he misread the sext as a promise of a water slide. The joke is the absurd disappointment of preferring a water slide to sex. Votey: a rough black-and-white profile sketch of the tired man asking, "When did we get so old?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.