princess
Original: princess on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (a prince in a military uniform with epaulets): We've been over this. You can't just poop anywhere!
Woman (with red hair, in a pink dress): Even in the ocean?
Panel 2:
Man: Oh my god no obviously no. And you can't eat smaller members of your own species!
Woman: But they are weak. Weak things are food.
Man: *sigh*
Caption (below): The Little Mermaid's marriage ultimately ended in divorce.
Votey:
The woman (red-haired) glares angrily off to the side, her face tense and irritated.
Woman (in speech bubble): Anti-ichthist!
Man (a prince in a military uniform with epaulets): We've been over this. You can't just poop anywhere!
Woman (with red hair, in a pink dress): Even in the ocean?
Panel 2:
Man: Oh my god no obviously no. And you can't eat smaller members of your own species!
Woman: But they are weak. Weak things are food.
Man: *sigh*
Caption (below): The Little Mermaid's marriage ultimately ended in divorce.
Votey:
The woman (red-haired) glares angrily off to the side, her face tense and irritated.
Woman (in speech bubble): Anti-ichthist!
Alt text
A two-panel comic. A prince in a military uniform argues with a red-haired woman in a pink dress. He says, "We've been over this. You can't just poop anywhere!" She asks, "Even in the ocean?" He replies, "Oh my god no obviously no. And you can't eat smaller members of your own species!" She answers, "But they are weak. Weak things are food," and he sighs. A caption reads: "The Little Mermaid's marriage ultimately ended in divorce." In the votey, the red-haired woman glares angrily and snaps, "Anti-ichthist!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.