experience
Original: experience on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (eyes closed, suit and tie): I should tell you: I'm not into women with too much... "experience."
Panel 2:
Woman (with glasses, hand to chest): No problem! Let's have sex tonight, and I'll do the opposite of every erotic instinct I have, thus negating any prior learning.
Panel 3:
Man: I... hmm.
Panel 4 (labeled "LATER..."):
Man: Please take your toe out of my nose.
Woman: Ooohhh, teach me baby, teach me!
Votey:
Woman (off-panel, speech bubble in darkness): Now I'm gonna lick whipped cream off of your laptop. Mmm
Man (eyes closed, suit and tie): I should tell you: I'm not into women with too much... "experience."
Panel 2:
Woman (with glasses, hand to chest): No problem! Let's have sex tonight, and I'll do the opposite of every erotic instinct I have, thus negating any prior learning.
Panel 3:
Man: I... hmm.
Panel 4 (labeled "LATER..."):
Man: Please take your toe out of my nose.
Woman: Ooohhh, teach me baby, teach me!
Votey:
Woman (off-panel, speech bubble in darkness): Now I'm gonna lick whipped cream off of your laptop. Mmm
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a man in a suit, eyes closed, says "I should tell you: I'm not into women with too much... 'experience.'" Panel 2: a woman with glasses replies cheerfully, "No problem! Let's have sex tonight, and I'll do the opposite of every erotic instinct I have, thus negating any prior learning." Panel 3: the man hesitates, "I... hmm." Panel 4, labeled LATER: the man says "Please take your toe out of my nose," while the woman enthusiastically responds "Ooohhh, teach me baby, teach me!" The joke: taking his preference for inexperience literally, she deliberately acts incompetent at sex. Votey: a black panel with a single speech bubble reading "Now I'm gonna lick whipped cream off of your laptop. Mmm" -- more clueless, misdirected attempts at being sexy.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.