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true-love-2

Original: true-love-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man: Do you think we were in love or just infatuated with each other?

Panel 2:
Woman: I don't think it could be infatuation because the bottom of your shirt is sticking out through your pants zipper and you have a piece of fish stuck in your front teeth.

Panel 3:
Man: Then... then this is true love.

Panel 4:
Woman (leaning in close, about to kiss): Please give me time to close my eyes before we kiss.

Votey:
Woman (eyes closed, speaking softly): Inside the piece of shirt... is a wedding ring...

Alt text

A four-panel comic about a couple discussing their relationship. Panel 1: A man asks, "Do you think we were in love or just infatuated with each other?" Panel 2: A woman replies, "I don't think it could be infatuation because the bottom of your shirt is sticking out through your pants zipper and you have a piece of fish stuck in your front teeth" - listing his flaws as proof her feelings are genuine. Panel 3: The man, moved, says, "Then... then this is true love." Panel 4: The two lean in to kiss; the woman says, "Please give me time to close my eyes before we kiss." Votey: A close-up line drawing of the woman's face with her eyes closed, saying softly, "Inside the piece of shirt... is a wedding ring..." revealing the stray piece of shirt poking out is actually a hidden proposal.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.