advanced-technique
Original: advanced-technique on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with a smug grin leans toward a younger man, delivering a taunt in a large jagged speech caption.
Smug man: "YOUR FINGERS ARE TOO STUBBY FOR YOU TO EVER BE A CONCERT VIOLINIST. BOOOM!"
Below the panel, a caption box reads:
Prank Pro Tip: Wedgies are way more effective when you add emotional pain.
Votey:
Close-up of the younger man's face, looking hurt and crestfallen.
Younger man: "Geez, dad..."
A man with a smug grin leans toward a younger man, delivering a taunt in a large jagged speech caption.
Smug man: "YOUR FINGERS ARE TOO STUBBY FOR YOU TO EVER BE A CONCERT VIOLINIST. BOOOM!"
Below the panel, a caption box reads:
Prank Pro Tip: Wedgies are way more effective when you add emotional pain.
Votey:
Close-up of the younger man's face, looking hurt and crestfallen.
Younger man: "Geez, dad..."
Alt text
A grinning, smug-looking man leans toward a younger man and delivers a cruel taunt in a big jagged caption: "YOUR FINGERS ARE TOO STUBBY FOR YOU TO EVER BE A CONCERT VIOLINIST. BOOOM!" A caption beneath reads, "Prank Pro Tip: Wedgies are way more effective when you add emotional pain." In the votey aftercomic, a hand-drawn close-up of the younger man's face shows him looking wounded and dejected as he says, "Geez, dad..." revealing the taunting man is his father.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.