frosty
Original: frosty on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Child: Hey Frosty, does it weird you out when we drink water? You're made of water, so it's like drinking a slurry of you.
Panel 2:
Snowman: Kid, your body is like 60% water. You're moist meat. Drinking meat-moistener.
Panel 3:
Snowman: Blood is 90% water, okay? You're having a cool glass of almost-blood right now.
Panel 4:
Child: This really recontextualizes the idea of rain for me.
Snowman: Did you know urine is 95% water?
Votey:
(Close-up of the child's face leaning back, mouth open in dismay)
Snowman (speech bubble): Snow is statistical pee-flakes.
Child: Hey Frosty, does it weird you out when we drink water? You're made of water, so it's like drinking a slurry of you.
Panel 2:
Snowman: Kid, your body is like 60% water. You're moist meat. Drinking meat-moistener.
Panel 3:
Snowman: Blood is 90% water, okay? You're having a cool glass of almost-blood right now.
Panel 4:
Child: This really recontextualizes the idea of rain for me.
Snowman: Did you know urine is 95% water?
Votey:
(Close-up of the child's face leaning back, mouth open in dismay)
Snowman (speech bubble): Snow is statistical pee-flakes.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. A red-haired child sits in an armchair holding a glass of water, talking to a snowman wearing a top hat and a corncob nose, who also holds a glass. Panel 1, the child says drinking water is weird because the snowman is made of water, like drinking a slurry of him. Panel 2, the snowman replies that the child's body is 60% water, calling them "moist meat" drinking "meat-moistener." Panel 3, the snowman adds that blood is 90% water, so the child is having a glass of almost-blood. Panel 4, the child says this recontextualizes rain, and the snowman asks if they know urine is 95% water. Votey: a close-up of the child's stunned face, mouth open, as the snowman says "Snow is statistical pee-flakes."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.