other-girls
Original: other-girls on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (off-panel, in caption box): JOHNNY, I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS...
Red-haired man (Johnny): OH?
Panel 2:
Woman: I TOOK PICTURES OF EVERY SURFACE IN YOUR HOUSE, BLURRED THEM IN PHOTOSHOP, PRINTED THEM OUT AS WALLPAPER, THEN PUT THEM ON YOUR WALLS, FLOORS, AND CEILINGS.
(Background shows a room rendered out of focus / blurry.)
Panel 3:
Woman: NOW, WHENEVER YOU LOOK AT A SURFACE, YOU'LL THINK YOUR EYES AREN'T FOCUSED!
Panel 4:
Johnny: I'M STANDING STILL BUT I HAVE MOTION SICKNESS.
Woman: SEE! OTHER GIRLS DON'T DO THAT!
Votey:
A single panel that is itself rendered completely blurry and out of focus, so the text inside is illegible. The smeared dark shapes suggest a short caption (roughly two lines) above a crouching/leaning figure, but nothing can be read clearly.
Woman (off-panel, in caption box): JOHNNY, I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS...
Red-haired man (Johnny): OH?
Panel 2:
Woman: I TOOK PICTURES OF EVERY SURFACE IN YOUR HOUSE, BLURRED THEM IN PHOTOSHOP, PRINTED THEM OUT AS WALLPAPER, THEN PUT THEM ON YOUR WALLS, FLOORS, AND CEILINGS.
(Background shows a room rendered out of focus / blurry.)
Panel 3:
Woman: NOW, WHENEVER YOU LOOK AT A SURFACE, YOU'LL THINK YOUR EYES AREN'T FOCUSED!
Panel 4:
Johnny: I'M STANDING STILL BUT I HAVE MOTION SICKNESS.
Woman: SEE! OTHER GIRLS DON'T DO THAT!
Votey:
A single panel that is itself rendered completely blurry and out of focus, so the text inside is illegible. The smeared dark shapes suggest a short caption (roughly two lines) above a crouching/leaning figure, but nothing can be read clearly.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A red-haired man (Johnny) listens as a woman says, "Johnny, I'm not like other girls..." He replies, "Oh?" Panel 2: The woman, smiling, explains: "I took pictures of every surface in your house, blurred them in Photoshop, printed them out as wallpaper, then put them on your walls, floors, and ceilings." Behind her, a room is drawn deliberately out of focus and blurry. Panel 3: Grinning, she continues: "Now, whenever you look at a surface, you'll think your eyes aren't focused!" Panel 4: Johnny looks queasy and says, "I'm standing still but I have motion sickness," while the woman beams: "See! Other girls don't do that!" Votey (bonus panel): The entire panel is itself rendered completely blurry and out of focus, so any text inside is unreadable smears—a visual punchline echoing the blurred-wallpaper gag.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.