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aaaah

Original: aaaah on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man 1: Anyway, I couldn't believe the article you read. It when I saw that news.
Man 2: That's because the news that you read was false, and here's the evidence that its false.

Panel 2:
Man 1: Nooo. Even so, that I think is cooler. Believe it. I tell you something about the current state of affairs.
Man 2: AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA!

Panel 3:
(Close-up of both men screaming in front of a red background)
Both: AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA

Panel 4:
(Single screaming mouth on a red background)
AAAAAAAAAA

Panel 5:
(The two men walk away together as silhouettes against a pale background)
Off-panel voice: Everything all right?
One of the men: Sorry, I meant to say gee what an interesting way of thinking.

Votey:
A crude hand-drawn face. A speech bubble coming from its mouth reads: "Just fascinating".

Alt text

A five-panel SMBC comic. Two men talk: one says he couldn't believe a news article, the other says the news was false and offers evidence proving it. Instead of accepting the correction, the first man doubles down ("Even so, that I think is cooler"), and both men's faces twist into open-mouthed screaming. Panels 3 and 4 are extreme close-ups of their screaming mouths against a solid red background, filled with "AAAAAAA". In the final panel the two have calmed and walk away as small silhouettes; an off-panel voice asks "Everything all right?" and one replies, "Sorry, I meant to say gee what an interesting way of thinking." Votey (aftercomic): a crudely drawn face with a speech bubble saying "Just fascinating" through gritted teeth.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.