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beyond-the-grave

Original: beyond-the-grave on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):

A balding bearded man in glasses (the insurance agent) sits facing a younger man in a suit and glasses (Mr. Davidson) across a desk.

Agent: "Welcome, Mr. Davidson. I'm sorry to hear of your loss. But... do you believe there is life beyond this world?"

Davidson: "Yes sir, I do."

Agent: "...that people can never truly be said to be deceased?"

Davidson: "Yes, precisely."

Agent: "I should tell you now that I've been recording this conversation."

Caption (below panel): We managed to get out of another life insurance payout.

Votey:

Close-up of the bearded agent's face, smiling smugly.

Agent: "In time, you will make peace with how hard I just owned you."

Alt text

A single-panel SMBC comic. A balding, bearded insurance agent in glasses sits across a desk from a younger man in a suit, Mr. Davidson. The agent says, "Welcome, Mr. Davidson. I'm sorry to hear of your loss. But... do you believe there is life beyond this world?" Davidson replies, "Yes sir, I do." The agent presses, "...that people can never truly be said to be deceased?" Davidson agrees, "Yes, precisely." The agent then says, "I should tell you now that I've been recording this conversation." A caption below reads: "We managed to get out of another life insurance payout." The joke: the agent has tricked the grieving claimant into stating his deceased loved one isn't really dead, voiding the payout. The votey shows a close-up of the smug agent's face saying, "In time, you will make peace with how hard I just owned you."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.