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hey-kid-2

Original: hey-kid-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (main comic):
Text on the container's label: "Hey kid! Build your own fuckin' toy, OK?"

Caption below the panel: Of course, they didn't become popular until they were renamed "Legos."

Votey:
Handwritten text: Play-doh was called "stop playing with food dough, you little shit."

Alt text

A single panel showing a tub of children's modeling clay, like a Play-Doh container, sitting on a brown surface against a green background. The yellow label reads in hand-lettered text: "Hey kid! Build your own fuckin' toy, OK?" A caption beneath the panel reads: "Of course, they didn't become popular until they were renamed 'Legos.'" The joke imagines blocky building toys being marketed with a crude, dismissive slogan before getting a friendlier rebrand. Votey (aftercomic): a hand-lettered note reading, "Play-doh was called 'stop playing with food dough, you little shit.'"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.