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Original: blech on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A patient (a man with red/orange hair, wearing green scrubs) sits at the edge of an exam table in a doctor's office.
Patient: HOW DID IT GO, DOC?
Doctor (a woman in a white coat over green scrubs, wearing round glasses, pointing at the patient): WELL, FOR STARTERS... EW.
Caption (below panel): I need a new proctologist.
Votey:
Close-up of the doctor's face (round glasses), with a speech bubble.
Doctor: Prognosis: Grody
A patient (a man with red/orange hair, wearing green scrubs) sits at the edge of an exam table in a doctor's office.
Patient: HOW DID IT GO, DOC?
Doctor (a woman in a white coat over green scrubs, wearing round glasses, pointing at the patient): WELL, FOR STARTERS... EW.
Caption (below panel): I need a new proctologist.
Votey:
Close-up of the doctor's face (round glasses), with a speech bubble.
Doctor: Prognosis: Grody
Alt text
An SMBC comic. A red-haired man in green scrubs sits on the edge of a doctor's exam table and asks, "How did it go, Doc?" The doctor, a woman in a white coat and round glasses, points at him and replies, "Well, for starters... ew." The caption below reads: "I need a new proctologist." In the votey panel, a close-up of the doctor's bespectacled face delivers a final verdict in a speech bubble: "Prognosis: Grody." The joke is the doctor's unprofessionally disgusted reaction to the exam.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.